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Ivan's Revenge

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Published: Jan 19, 2013

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User: Privet!

Cleverbot: Privet!

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good thanks, you.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Ivan Braginski!

Cleverbot: Francis Bonnefoy.

User: Francis! Privet my friend!

Cleverbot: Yes, privet.

User: You're doing well, I trust?

Cleverbot: Do you have any kind of IM?

User: Um..nyet. Why?

Cleverbot: Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyan.

User: Are you feeling ok?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You sure, Francis?

Cleverbot: Triple sure.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Are you never out?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Nyet.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No. I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: Nyet! I like men.

Cleverbot: Darkage.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Fox.

User: Is this a word game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What am I suppose to do?

Cleverbot: Never give up.

User: Ok. But what do I do?

Cleverbot: You are my creator.

User: So...you're calling me your papa?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is this?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Da but who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So...you're saying that I'm the papa of Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Well, I said that a while ago yes.

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((So I missed messing with Cleverbot and I know you guys love it when I do so decided to again. As you can see it still hasn't given up on Russia and this time tried to ask him out. Apparently rejection broke it this time. XD So revenge at last! Until it struck back by saying Ivan was it's papa.